Why Koharu’s Graduation is Good…

…because it means new members!! (remember 15-nin Sexy Boy ) YAY for the 9th Generation!!

She's going to go out with all guns blazing... and we will still miss you.

I have accepted that Koha may have decided to leave on short notice, and she is (probably) genuinely more interested in being a clothes horse, and possibly a soloist in the future.

Her graduation will also be my first Momosu graduation, as I became a fan only after Mikitty left.

This however, opens up a new page in Morning Musume’s long history, which is as a rule, turbulent ( though of late, during which time I became a fan, it was stable).

So, all bets are on the table., who is the next (or three) Musume? ( speculating, only from the current pool of talent, and under H!P)

Koharu Kusumi Graduates in December … T-T

NUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMMIT!!!
Crackalicious is graduating from Morning Musume come December 6th. The miracle 7th generation member has captured the hearts and minds of thousands of people, young and old alike. Au revoir luv. We shall be watching your modelling career closely.

May we see more of you everywhere…. :sob:
Koharu Kusumi, Morning Musume, August 2005 – December -2009

Sources : InternationalWota , Hello! Sayunii, OnDiet’s Translations, H!O forum entry

Nature’s Gift to Man – Part 1

This is a Fanfiction work by The Juggernaut – first published in H!O .

Winter has just ended. Spring is here.
The trees are full of life, the daffodils have cycled, the cherry blossoms have bloomed.
The lake is teeming with fish and waterfowl, chicks abound.
amidst this serene scene, there lay a singular figure, strewn by the bank of the lake.
He contemplates life as he looks to the sky, watching the ever-changing wisps of clouds in the otherwise clear sky.
He closes his eyes, drinking in the sights, sounds and scents.

He drifts off to a light sleep, flitting between dreams and emptiness.

:chirping sounds, a rustle of leaves, sounds of grass being trod on:

A shadow hovers over his face, blocking the sun’s rays on his face.
After the initial blackness, he took in the face that was above his.
Her eyes like ebony danced over his features as he sought to comprehend the beauty that has above him.
Her smile shone like a thousand suns,
Her gleaming ivory teeth contrasted with her olive complexion framed with auburn hair, which hung down over him, for she was bent over overhead.
He sat up abruptly when he recognised her, barely brushing his nose over her bare shoulder.
She smiled serenely at him, grabbed his arms and pulled him up across the meadow adjoining the lake.

He was too surprised to react, he let her lead him on.
It was only then he glanced down her white sundress to her toned and muscled thighs.
Gasping at its magnificence, wrenching his head up.
he could have gazed at those glorious thighs all day long, but he didn’t want to be rude.

He knew his adventure, with that frivolous, energetic girl, had only just begun.

Morning Musume – Kimagure Princess Lyrics

気まぐれ美人はどこかのお姫　朝からなんだかイライラしてるじゃん【高橋】
Whimsical beauties are in some respects princesses. since morning they are irritated

お城にいたんじゃ王子に出会えぬ媚びたり出来ないお姫の諸事情【道重】
Because she can’t meet the prince in the castle, and even if she does, she won’t be able to do anything

寂しい乙女心を【亀井】今日も甘いアイスで癒され【久住・JJ】明日も甘い映画で誤魔化し【光井・LL】
Her lonely heart will be healed with a sweet ice-cream today, and be deceived with a sweet/romantic movie tomorrow

また寂しい月曜朝が来る【田中・道重】
And another lonely Monday morning comes

美しく羽ばたきな蝶のように【新垣・久住・ＬＬ】その魅力のお尻はセクシープリンセス【亀井】
Like the beautiful fluttering of a butterfly, the sexy princess’ bum has that charm

良いじゃない　チョイエロ笑顔【高橋】
Nice, isn’t it? a little erotic smile

わがままで良いじゃない唇は【新垣・久住・ＬＬ】むき出しのままの色セクシープリンセス【田中】
Selfishly her nice lips completely reveal the seductive sexy princess

良いじゃない濡れてるみたい　気まぐれプリンセス【高橋】
Looking like they are nicely getting wet, whimsical princess

気まぐれ美人は悩めてお姫　夜中になったらシクシクしてるじゃん【亀井】
Whimsical beauties are troubled princesses, when night comes they weep with a dull pain

ロミオがいた頃毎日楽しい　片想いだってすべてはバラ色【道重】
When romeo was with her everyday was enjoyable, even though it was an unrequited love I saw the world through rose coloured glasses

凍てつく乙女心は【高橋】今日もネットで買い物した【久住・LL】試合の予定無い勝負服【光井・JJ】
The cold-hearted maiden bought some stuff in the internet today, even though she isn’t having a date, she bought clothes for it

さらに凍りつく明細書が来る【田中・道重】
And then, the detailed bills arrive

美しく輝きな星のように【田中・光井・ＪＪ】その魅力の胸元セクシープリンセス【新垣】
Like the beautiful and bright stars, the sexy princess’ bosom has that charm

良いじゃないチョイエロ涙【亀井】
Nice, isn’t it? little erotic tears

わがままで良いじゃない指先は【田中・光井・ＪＪ】好きなように絡んでセクシープリンセス【高橋】
The sexy princess with her nice fingertips which selfishly get entangled wherever they want (That is the literal translation, but, in the idol-meaning would be about holding hands)

良いじゃない攻めてるみたい　気まぐれプリンセス【亀井】
Looking like they attacking nicely, whimsical princess

美しく羽ばたきな蝶のように　その魅力のお尻はセクシープリンセス【高橋】
Like the beautiful fluttering of a butterfly, the sexy princess’ bum has that charm

良いじゃないチョイエロ笑顔【高橋】
Nice, isn’t it? a little erotic smile,

美しく輝きな星のように【新垣・久住・ＬＬ】その魅力の胸元セクシープリンセス【田中】
Like the beautiful and bright stars, the sexy princess’ bosom has that charm

良いじゃないチョイエロ涙【亀井】
Nice, isn’t it? little erotic tears,

わがままで良いじゃない指先は【新垣・久住・ＬＬ】好きなように絡んでセクシープリンセス【新垣】
The sexy princess with her nice fingertips which selfishly get entangled wherever they want

良いじゃない攻めてるみたい　気まぐれプリンセス【高橋】
Looking like they attacking nicely, whimsical princess

Will be adding romanised parts later…

(with credit to OnDiet , H!O and 2Ch)

Eponymity

there once was a man,
who became very grand,
when he got the can,
and started a band,
and from then on,
the credits rolled,
life went on,
until we got trolled,
sadly missed it,
the train left,
its passengers stranded,
but fear not,
lest we get paralysed,
hope is borne,
by the wind of change,
these winds,
are never loud,
crass and crude,
they are subtle,
unseen,
ever powerful,
but soon you’ll see,
the meaning of me,
and all of the things,
connected to ,
eponymity.

Niijyuusan-sai desu!

I'm the Juggernaut ya see

Hello world, this is The Juggernaut posting.
I will be turning 23 years today.
It is a milestone of sorts.
my second birthday in the land of Milk, lamb and honey.
I am having a busy and long day today.
I am in the process of convincing things to go my way.
I also promise to do great things.
Ramping up speed,
charging the good ol’ capacitors,
toroidal transformers have been primed , ( yes i know those are not the terms)
the gates to the largest reservoir of energy in the universe will be opened.

Look out, once I start rolling, there is no stopping!

Herbert Gronemeyer – Ohne Dich

Du hast geschworen, mich immer zu lieben
War nicht nur gelogen, war maßlos übertrieben
Es hat sich ausgeklügelt, ist entwei

Du parktest deinen Ärger auf all meinen Plätzen
Ich musste nur noch den Sandsack ersetzen
Die Liebe als Tiefschlag ist vorbei

An mir hat dir plötzlich nichts mehr gefallen
Hast mich eiskalt bloßgestellt vor allen
Jede meiner Regungen ging dir nur noch gegen den Strich

Meine Liebesschwüre entlockten dir ein müdes Lächeln
Mir war als wolltest du dich nur noch rächen
Als stünde ich lebenslänglich vor Gericht

Es ist so gut ohne dich
Es geht so gut ohne dich
Es ist einfach herrlich
Ganz ohne dich

Deine Augen waren da nur um mich zu durchbohren
War ich bester Dinge, warst du schockgefroren
Du hast mir jeden Spass geneidet und zerstreut

Ansonsten hast du nur noch durch mich durchgesehen
Liebe wurde immer mehr zum Vergehen
Und ich tat dir zuletzt nicht mal mehr leid

Das Blatt hat sich zum Glück endlich gewendet
Fuer mich ist die grausame Folter beendet
Und tiefe Löcher gibts so gut wie nie

Für mich ist das Leben endlich wieder ein Fest
Und keiner regnet mir auf mein Podest
Und keiner zerrt mich aus meiner Euphorie

Es ist so gut ohne dich
Es geht noch mal so gut
So ohne dich

Keiner, der seine Launen rücksichtslos auslebt
Der hofft, dass einem auch das Wasser zum Hals steht
Der einen für seine eigene Kälte schuldig spricht

Du wolltest mich seelenruhig abservieren
Du sahst mich schon auf allen vieren
Doch du kanntest mich nicht richtig.

Es ist so gut ohne dich…

Direct Translation -
You swore to love me forever
Was a lie, not only was grossly exaggerated
It was devised to be escapes

You park your anger on all my test sites
I had to replace only the sandbag
Love as the blow is over

To me you have suddenly fallen no more
Got me cold exposed before all
Each of my feelings you just went against the grain

My vows to you elicited a wry smile
I felt as if you wanted you only to avenge yet
When I stood before the court for life

It is so good without you
It’s so good without you
It is simply wonderful
Without you

Your eyes were there just to kill me
Was I the best things you were frozen
You envied me every fun and scattered

Otherwise, you have only looked through by me
Love was becoming a crime
And I recently did not even sorry

The paper has turned to happiness at last
For me it ended the cruel torture
And deep holes gibts almost never

For me, life is finally a celebration
And no rain to me on my podium
And no one drags me out of my euphoria

It is so good without you
There is twice as good
So without you

No one who lives out his moods ruthlessly
The hopes that a well the water is to the neck
The one for his own cold guilty talks

You wanted me observation calmly
You saw me already on all fours
But you did not know me properly.

It is so good without you …

PS: … Bloody Emo song… , there was a lot of colloquialisms there ( which i do not understand)

Joyful Sustenance

the multitude of thoughts,
that arise from the sight of thee,
makes me be elated,
the gaze of,
your clear and earnest eyes,
pierce through my soul,
your beauty is beyond compare,
a distillation of the ages,
glowing in the daylight,
like a muse from nature,
enthuse me with your grace,
charm and humility,
for you are my being of adoration,
clear cut and true,
a reason for living.
and thus of joyful sustenance.

I may just sell my soul…NOT

Making me absolutely…. Mind blown…. will i change camps? not likely…

but i prefer the Dirty Eyed Girls Parody :Lol:

Impervious cores

The might of the mind,

overcomes all,

this shadow of derision,

it lingers on,

deep in the depths,

of this murky abyss,

there shone a shiny light,

beckoning within,

twas not a lure,

of a carnivorous being,

it has a wholesome light,

to bring sweet beginnings,

battle on, it implies,

for the day is young,

endure the howling winds,

that may chill your soul,

the hail may impede progress,

but all that, can never,

slow the pull of one’s destiny,

thou shalt prove to thineself,

thine substance and will,

right up to thine,

impervious cores.